Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
