after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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