your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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