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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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