We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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