i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
