hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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