So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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