You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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