she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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