Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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