bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
