Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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