There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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