Nicole vs. Life
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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