So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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