I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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