Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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