Princesses don't give blow jobs
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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