we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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