Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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