Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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