I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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