chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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