...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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