You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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