why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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