I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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