only if we run a train.
done.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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