The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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