You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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