is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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