S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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