im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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