Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am naked and annoyed.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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