We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
