I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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