No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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