I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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