I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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