if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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