Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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