1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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