Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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