love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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