Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
