you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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