I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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