dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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