He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
