dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
that is very illegal...i love you.
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