I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just googled if crying burns calories
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its liver damage thursday
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