Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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