I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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