the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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