Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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