Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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