oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
