Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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