Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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